“White Isle League Match

Another great match for the marauding dwarfs... an early KO and some rotten luck for the chaos boys helped, of course, but really it was down to sheer skill and class as the dwarfs ran in 2 touchdowns for no reply. Only for miscounting the squares and leaving themselves short they would have had a third.

Unable to block or sprint effectively for much of the match, the Carnivores' fans could only watch in abject horror during the second half as the mighty dwarfs dodged and passed all around them with a lightning switcheroo play to bamboozle the hopelessly outclassed goats.

Surely somewhere in this land there is a team worthy of our opposition? Some say Bowland be the place...”