“Dice Rape. Thankfully both the 'poth on the SI and the Regen on the Killed troll succeeded. But that was pretty much the only dice rolls that did. Most turns ended with a turnover on a 2db block or a 2+/3+ roll with a reroll.

The game was played in two drives. One where I walked the ball up to the LoS, had a Turnover on my first action and then watched gkornecki walking the ball over to the TZ, waiting there for 4 turns while I my orcs made fools out of themselves by falling over, knocking themselves over, or getting evicted by tickling the opposition. Then another one where the Lizzies took their turn, I quickly ended mine with a double skull on the first action, then watched them walk to the TZ, waited there for 3 turns while my orcs performed about as brilliantly as they did in the first half.”