“After losing two straight games the Sons of Slam! were seriously considering changing their name to the Sons of Spam! or possibly the Sons of Feathertouch. However this is no longer neccessary as the big green luvlies finally won a game.

It wasn't pretty but it worked. I nailed phreaky's ball carrier in turn 1 first half and had the ball for the rest of the game. Scored in turn 7 of the first half and then stalled stalled stalled for the entire second half and wacked elfs around. Unfortunatly my beloved BOB Two-Tons got surrounded by nasty elfz and was pummelled with door knobs in a pillow case. Nasty way to go.

P.S. GO YANKEES!”