“Royal Rookie Rumble LVIII Round 1

Ah, Khemri... well I certainly expected some casualties, but this? The game did start well for us, double skulls and then a failed gfi leaving the ball within reach. Sure enough, Hysteria was able to quickly put the elves ahead, and a boot put one of their blitz-ras out for the match, albeit with the elf responsible being sent off. On the next kickoff, the dry bones continued to have trouble moving the ball, but then disaster, Butterflies and Hurricanes killed on my first armour break. The apo saved him, only for a skellie to come in and foul - and again, RIP!
At least with a bit of lucky dodging we could stop the score. And in the second, the dark elves ran around the slow moving ancient corpses to get another TD, but meanwhile they killed Apocalypse Please as well :(
I think that of all our armour breaks, only one wasn't a cas... and of them, all but one RIP.

'Butterflies and Hurricanes' hovered in the void between worlds... a voice sounded in his mind, strangely musical.
Revenge will surely come...
Hard times are ahead...

Dark eyes snapped open in the pale face!”