“The Original Casualty Collected added a crapload to their collection today. When they Got the Ref on the opening kick off, I was concerned because of the dual DPs. My first casualty was one of the Dirty Duo, but his compatriot made up for it in blood.

My attempts at retaliatory fouling back were largely ineffective, where my lack of DP and numbers was telling. Three big-handed ball gathering attempts failed on their first attempt, demonstrating my utter inability to control the ball. There were a couple of half hearted cages the were destroyed by the Treeman who refused to take root.

My opponent played very well, his fouling was very profitable and when I was playing down in numbers I was pretty much systematically dismembered.”