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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2007-02-17 23:23:02
50k
2/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
2
-
1
10
-
-5
4
32
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
2
2
-
1
17
-
6
28
56
-
“It was pouring rain all evening at the stadium. The opening match for season 2 in AFL western conference started with some of Mehtäläiset players jealous girlfriends throwing rocks at the charming amazon players. Some even hit their own spouses because they seemed to have their eyes locked at certain bodyparts of the opponent players... Result: 5 amazons stunned, 2 norse stunned.
1st Half
The Sweethearts were receiving. They seemed a little pissed after the flying rocks and came forward blitzing and got skulls. Turnover. The ball was close enogh to the LoS for norse players to approach it and they managed to pick up the ball after some succesful blocks and a blitz that KO's Elisha.
The amazons managed to blitz the ball carrier but did not get the ball. The ogre ,Tapio , caused a BH as Mehtäläiset secured the ball with majority of their team. The amazon blitzer Emmanuelle caused a BH but the girls could not get any closer to the ball. Finally blitzer Kelly fell trying to dodge and was also Badly Hurt.
Mehtäläiset came with force and ploughed their way through the amazon defence. The ball carrier kakkiainen was left without cage and was blitzed by Paris and dropped the ball. Thrower Emilie rolled a bad block and was KO'd. The norse team wasted blocks on Paris and could not get the ball free but amazon catcher Emily was knocked out. The whole amazon team tried to limit any norse acces to the ball. Blitzer Emmanuelle failed her block and was KO'd. Kuikuli wasted a blitz on Paris and made a mistake by jumping on the ball, that scattered in a much better position for the Mehtäläiset. The amazons tried to pick it up but failed. Tapio blocked thrower Sakura and she was KO'd (6 in the box now + 2 BH).
Finally Paris was blocked succesfully by Kuikuli and norse thrower Rauni picked up the ball and scored!
Half of the KO'd girls didn't wake up.
The Sweethearts were receiving again. Their turn ends with the first move as Ziyi tries to block Kuikuli and fails. She didn't notice Kuikuli is quite strong... ;)
Mehtäläiset surrounded the amazon lines and approached the ball. Linewoman Elva was KO'd by a blitz from Väinämöinen. On turn 8 VÄinämöinen blitzed out but as the norse coach didn't see the time flying it was too late to score.
All the KO'd amazons woke up.
2nd Half
Mehtäläiset was receiving and moved forward on the upper side. The Sweethearts defence stopped them immediately so Mehtäläiset tried the other side. Amazon thrower Sakura made a bad block and caused a turnover. Tapio blocked Paris into the KO'd box and right after Väinämöinen blitzed thrower Emilie to join her. Linewoman Elva forgot to blitz and was left standing besides the Kakkiainen, who had the ball. Hittavainen made a lucky blitz that pushed Kakkianen free from any defending players and Hittavainen scored!
The Sweethearts started their first real attempt to score. They tried the lower side but were stopped so they moved up. Mehtäläiset were all over them and the ogre Tapio blitzed the ball carrier Emily who dropped it. Tapio couldn't resist to pick up the ball and in his eagerness he didn't notice he had to dodge so he fell.
Thrower sakura blocked Lemminkäinen who was badly hurt.Ziyi run towards the end zone and Emily picked up the ball but fell trying to dodge.
On the last turn the norse Thrower had a chance to score on turn 8 but failed picking up the ball.”
1st Half
The Sweethearts were receiving. They seemed a little pissed after the flying rocks and came forward blitzing and got skulls. Turnover. The ball was close enogh to the LoS for norse players to approach it and they managed to pick up the ball after some succesful blocks and a blitz that KO's Elisha.
The amazons managed to blitz the ball carrier but did not get the ball. The ogre ,Tapio , caused a BH as Mehtäläiset secured the ball with majority of their team. The amazon blitzer Emmanuelle caused a BH but the girls could not get any closer to the ball. Finally blitzer Kelly fell trying to dodge and was also Badly Hurt.
Mehtäläiset came with force and ploughed their way through the amazon defence. The ball carrier kakkiainen was left without cage and was blitzed by Paris and dropped the ball. Thrower Emilie rolled a bad block and was KO'd. The norse team wasted blocks on Paris and could not get the ball free but amazon catcher Emily was knocked out. The whole amazon team tried to limit any norse acces to the ball. Blitzer Emmanuelle failed her block and was KO'd. Kuikuli wasted a blitz on Paris and made a mistake by jumping on the ball, that scattered in a much better position for the Mehtäläiset. The amazons tried to pick it up but failed. Tapio blocked thrower Sakura and she was KO'd (6 in the box now + 2 BH).
Finally Paris was blocked succesfully by Kuikuli and norse thrower Rauni picked up the ball and scored!
Half of the KO'd girls didn't wake up.
The Sweethearts were receiving again. Their turn ends with the first move as Ziyi tries to block Kuikuli and fails. She didn't notice Kuikuli is quite strong... ;)
Mehtäläiset surrounded the amazon lines and approached the ball. Linewoman Elva was KO'd by a blitz from Väinämöinen. On turn 8 VÄinämöinen blitzed out but as the norse coach didn't see the time flying it was too late to score.
All the KO'd amazons woke up.
2nd Half
Mehtäläiset was receiving and moved forward on the upper side. The Sweethearts defence stopped them immediately so Mehtäläiset tried the other side. Amazon thrower Sakura made a bad block and caused a turnover. Tapio blocked Paris into the KO'd box and right after Väinämöinen blitzed thrower Emilie to join her. Linewoman Elva forgot to blitz and was left standing besides the Kakkiainen, who had the ball. Hittavainen made a lucky blitz that pushed Kakkianen free from any defending players and Hittavainen scored!
The Sweethearts started their first real attempt to score. They tried the lower side but were stopped so they moved up. Mehtäläiset were all over them and the ogre Tapio blitzed the ball carrier Emily who dropped it. Tapio couldn't resist to pick up the ball and in his eagerness he didn't notice he had to dodge so he fell.
Thrower sakura blocked Lemminkäinen who was badly hurt.Ziyi run towards the end zone and Emily picked up the ball but fell trying to dodge.
On the last turn the norse Thrower had a chance to score on turn 8 but failed picking up the ball.”
"This was a difficult, difficult game for us. Basically, I made a series of terrible coaching errors, and the girls suffered for it. Due to my inept direction, the girls suffered many turnovers, were opened up for repeated blocks, and of course suffered significant injuries.
For example, following the opening kick off, rather than secure the football, I instructed Kelly to tackle a key opposing player, but her failure to do so opened up the entire team to be blocked into oblivion. From that position, not even having touched the football, we had no chance any more.
I take nothing away from my fine opponent however- he played an efficient game and made excellent use of both his players' abilities and my tactical errors. My projection data shows that, even had I played my very best, he would probably have emerged the 1-0 victor.
Thankfully, all of the girls' injuries are expected to heal, so we will be back to full strength for the next AFL game.
I now need to reassess my strategical approach to this game! And make the girls proud of their coach, rather than expect them to try and rectify my shortcomings."”