“At the urging of dirty girls Nikki Fairchild and Obsession, the Backside Cowgirls took on the might of the Flagon of Justice. However, unknown to their teammates, the dirty girls already had a prior arrangement with the referee in exchange for their "services", and who duly sent them off to the relative safety of the dugout for a couple of rather dubious infringements.

The remaining players were subsequently mauled and mashed into a viscuous pulp, which on the bright side would keep the pitch moist for days to come. It was only because the dwarves were too busy having their wicked way with the helpless, vulnerable and barely clad Cowgirls that they were distracted enough to let them sneak three touchdowns and steal the draw.

This is the first and undoubtedly not the last time the Cowgirls are shafted in the rear orifice by large rusty blunt objects without much in the way of lubrication.

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PS: As a result of this match Marie Luv learned the secret of the "mighty good blow", but her new talents result in her missing more matches in the future due to "lethargy". ”