“Both teams won in their own way, myself by scoring two touchdowns, and my opponent by causing my entire team to spend most of the second half just running around in fear trying to survive.
Both touchdowns came from Prince Bular running the ball down the field, the first after picking it up from a crowd throw in when the original ball carrier was pushed into the crowd, the second at the start of the second half running down the sidelines in two turns, after a touchback. After that, an unlucky kick saw the ball caught from the kickoff, where it was caged up and never moved. Both players were happy to leave the ball where it was. I was happy because he wasn't scoring and he was happy because I wasn't getting the ball off him and scoring myself.
No deaths or serious injuries thanks to regeneration, so the team has come out ahead.”