#1 Twelve-Bellies – Smashed Hip (-MA) #14 Bobo The Chef – Dead (RIP) #15 Gardener Sam – Serious Concussion (-AV)
“Using his knuckledusters to fight off his team-mates and the crowd, Twelve-Bellies managed to get all the snack-shop pies to himself - putting on so much weight that his mobility has suffered. As a direct result of this, a large number of halfling fans stormed out in protest at the lack of saturated fat on offer, vowing never to return.
In what appeared to be the picnic area, there was a bunch of women running around with a ball, but noone could really understand why.”
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In what appeared to be the picnic area, there was a bunch of women running around with a ball, but noone could really understand why.”