“A brutal rematch against one of the toughest teams in the league, the Steaks. Piku brought the pain early after the Steaks started their first drive with a wicked turnover where a Minotaur tripped over the two pygmies he was trying to squash. Eagle warrior Xix made a dash for the ball after Mitok made a hole in the halfling line, where he fought tooth and nail for the ball, but ended up in the dugout with the smelling salts after a close encounter with a chainsaw. The half ended with Mitok and Akotek still trying to push their way through a crowd of halflings to free up the ball.

Much to the dismay and insane screaming of Piku coach Spoonie, the Steaks were allowed to bring their chainsaws back on the pitch for the second half. Determined to not have a repeat of the first half, Mitok burst through the line at the beginning of the second half and muscled his way in between the halfling carvers, pummeling on them for a good portion of the half. Akotek did his best to hold off the opposition as eagle warrior Xix drew in the halfling defenders then rocket past them to get into the hole left by Mitok. The drive was looking good until the devious halflings released a cage of butterflies! Unable to focus, Mitok and Akotek were both busy chasing them around, and the pygmies had an early turnover as one of the pygmies ran into the frollicking Akotek while trying to dodge. The game went downhill from there as the Steaks took full advantage of this opportunity and began sending pygmies off the field left and right. Outnumbered, Mitok and Akotek both found the injury box before the game was over, but fortunatly the pudgy, buttery hands of the halflings were unable to get the ball near the endzone.

While relieved they were able to keep such tough competition to a draw, there was still a somber mood on the terrodon flight back to the jungle. The little pygmies are getting fed up with settling for draws, and the eagle warriors inability to stay on their feet is getting to the other players.”