“Beautiful Pain had been kept in the ice box for a long time and it was clear that the malicious dark elves were up for the match. Their opponents got a blitz on the kickoff, but after that most things went the dark elves way. Through rigorous blocking and many surfs from the evil Tara Fury the Beautiful Pain achieved a dominant position and they never really let it go.

Despite this the Springwater Ladies were very close to defending a tie. Through fearless strategies they had done what they could to score, costing them their AG 5 dodger Rebecca Toilet in the process. A bad pass looked to set things even, but the dark elves managed to blitz and dodge their way out of the situation and win in the very last turn of the match.

Thanks for the match, fatboy! You took a rough beating, but that's now Nuffle likes it ;) Good luck with the team.”