“This game was decided in large part from the absurd number of failed bonehead rolls my opponent rolled, combined with the lethal fouling of Talen, who receives a well-deserved MVP nod for causing a BH to two ogres and recovering a bouncing ball, throwing accurately to our bull Krager for the game's first score. (Equally deserving would've been Sir Bevier, who dodged from multiple ogres to lay the crowdpush smack down on a racing gobbo trying to score.)

My opponent may have been raging and cursing in his home, but his text was nothing but polite. Good coach, innovative defense ruined by bad dice, I'd be more than willing to play him again.”