“Ah what a marvellous team this Moving On is. All the verve and vigour of a 90 year old dementia patient with a colostomy bag in a wheelchair.

They came out of the gates all keen, literally tripping over themselves to get amongst it. Of course, they having had to have nappy nap that tripping over was actually the first few turns of the game.

By that time of course, the scaly ones - actually being a comewhat competant Blood Bowl team had already scored and hurt a couple of players, putting the game beyond reach.

Moving On spent the rest of the game in half hearted attempts at keepings off with the ball. Of course their unmatched skills in this area actually saw the cold blooded twats score more in the second half than the first.

The only silver lining for this performance is that with another couple of tough games to come this team might just get put out of its misery. The Blood Bowl watching public can only hope.”