“I testament this match report to this game, it is the longest and one of the few ive ever written (not counting the article i wrote for GLN). You may call this a whine, a bitching post (I know some bitching is involved, but I feel it should be included to show my feelings towards this match, and the cup where it was played)

The result of an opponent who waited more then 1 month to play his first cup match:
Handicap rolls for this match:
Virus(takes out my 2 highest blitzers)
"It wasnt me" (Takes out my lowest blitzer)
Morelys Revenge(Gives my score based catcher a 1-3 chance per kickoff to not show up)
I was feeling atleast somewhat justified that I got to keep my fast blitzer and my ogre.
Petter not failing any niggle rolls continues to end first half with somewhat more than the luckscore shown here 79% i think it was. Unable to field a full team, this was one of those matches we all love to hate: You spectate, your opponent plays.
There was a scoring chance though I must admit, a 5 takedown pitchinvasion leaving petter with an equal to me amount of players on the field, i had 5 he had 6. Would have been a clean dash, I had but one roll to make, a Multiple block blitz with my pro ogre. Cleaning off the entire lower half of the field, it looked pretty but a bonehead faliure stopped me short.

The Tyrants also maintain the motto: "An eye for an eye" I always try to even out the amounts of fouls delivered by each team. Even if it requires the worst trick in the book, after having taken in around 5 fouls (lost count, sorry)and dished out 1 during the first half and I did a turn 8 2nd half foul, killing off Lorelai, a double niggled blitzer.

Petter schooled me (In his own words), I learned a few valuable lessons: 1: Dont play Wuhan or Petter, as in all my experience with the two their luck is about even (Isane for those few who do not know this already)

2: Dont bloody join cups or leagues! if its free for all, chances are your team will be (like mine was) locked in a situation where its either forfeit or you dont get to play your team for a month. Ignore the league managers grand posts and look to the participants instead, the manager can not play the match for them, and if its important matches you just gotta sit on the bench and suck down the waiting period.

But as a finishing touch: My thrower hit 126 starplayer points, without niggles or any ageing rolls :D. Ofcourse hes desperately running out of skills to pick from has he hasnt rolled any doubles or stat rolls. Guess hailmary pass could be interesting on this team.

If your reading this Evo, I wish you the best of luck, and may the handicap rolls not be as devastating to you, that your match might be fun watching ;)

If your still reading.....whats wrong with you? go read a book, this crap is way too long.

An Edit aswell: To the coaches responsible for delaying the knockout rounds for so long(yes, i know all of you plead innocence), if your unable to play for such long periods as a month, please have the common decency to pull out your teams. Some coaches enter with teams they like to play. I could not ask you myself to actually pull out your teams as i was in the cup with my own team, but I am shocked at these "its just a game" excuses, if it was just a game to you, pulling out your team should be a small thing, and a lot less important than the things that kept you from playing the matches.
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