“Well what can I say, in the 1st half nothing would go right for my opponent. Perfect defence and blitz rolls landed the ball in my hands twice, and the humans were powerless to react. By the half time whistle they were 2-0 down, with the Chaos reciving.

The 2nd half was more evenly matched, with the humans hitting back hard. In paticular thier ogre, killing Emma (to be saved by my apo). Eventually the Chaos broke through though, and Charge got his hat-trick, maiking the game 3-0.

Well done to my opponent though. Everything that could go wrong for him did go wrong in the 1st half, and he was very unlucky with teh kick-off results. Tough luck man. Hopefully we can play again sometime. Cya round :)

PS: I score 3 TD's and 2 CS and STILL get no cash? What do I need to do?!”