“This is James Belsuhi Reporting in for another exciting Match of the world's Scariest stars!
In this match the undead reigned supreme Touchdownwise, but for the first time in their history they were outcassed by a team. Ozzy osbourne Died on the pitch, or so it seemed, cause when they went to Sharon O. To bring their condoleances they found the player heavily drugged up on the couch screaming out Im just a dreamer. Another big surprise Was Gene Simmons. After doddling around for 10 matches he INTERCEPTED the ball with a mighty leap, then continued to dodge away and hand it off to the waiting hands of GW Bush Who scored the 2-0 for The stars! Easy 3-0 win, and thoroughly nice game”
In this match the undead reigned supreme Touchdownwise, but for the first time in their history they were outcassed by a team. Ozzy osbourne Died on the pitch, or so it seemed, cause when they went to Sharon O. To bring their condoleances they found the player heavily drugged up on the couch screaming out Im just a dreamer. Another big surprise Was Gene Simmons. After doddling around for 10 matches he INTERCEPTED the ball with a mighty leap, then continued to dodge away and hand it off to the waiting hands of GW Bush Who scored the 2-0 for The stars! Easy 3-0 win, and thoroughly nice game”