“One day I'll get a severe and deserved kicking for what went on in this match. I started out by fouling in turn one, which really isn't like me. Nuffle seemed pleased by my full on attitude to a friendly game and rewarded me with the best dice I've ever had. Along with that, he (she?) also gave Fu the worst dice I've ever seen.

After the game, Fu called me a wanker for bragging about my lucky escapade, while in chat. But I really didn't need to pleasure myself, because Nuffle was doing all the work for me.

Oh baby. Games like this don't come along that often.

Now I'm off to pleasure myself, while watching the replay. :P”