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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2008-07-31 18:53:34
TV 2350k Amazon
2
Winnings 40k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 3/1/0
 
 
Dwarf TV 2000k
0
80k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
1/1/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
22
3
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#4
1
-
2
-
-
7
-
-
-
14
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
#8
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
3
-
#9
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
7
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
7
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
3
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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6
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TOTALS
2
-
3
-
1
17
-
-
26
64
5
Before the game, the dwarves were tossing around insults and taking bets on which player would injury the most girls. They laughed about the girls...weak...defenseless - it was going to be a pushover. The oddsmakers reminded everyone that this was a classic dwarf vs amazon game and thus the odds were heavily in the favor of the bashy dwarves. The teams had faced one another last season and the Heroines took a dramatic 2-0 victory - but no way such a feat could be repeated! Or could it?

The first half was one for the ages. The greater number of fans present by the Heroines asserted itself immediately as 3 dwarves were stunned on the opening kickoff. Eilonwy knocked out one dwarf and Meg fouled another into the KO box. However, the coach was not pleased...the nasty dwarves had smelling salts, so they would not stay in the KO box...urging his girls to foul and hit harder. The rest of the first half followed a similar theme - the amazons outnumbered the dwarves - had as much or more guard and better agility...the number of blocks were heavily in the girl's favor and another foul resulted in a BH (but ejection for Meg as well). Eilonwy continued her rampage however, 2 CAS along with 2 KOs for the first half helped to put the girls in complete control. With 4 CAS inflicted through the first half, the tide was in our favor. Scoring at the end of the half, it was 1-0 Heroines.

The second half started with 3 stuns against the girls and very quickly the initiative was with the dwarves...however, a double 1 on a gfi by their runner and the ball was loose - for the majority of the half, the ball was just knocked around within a couple of inches of the Dwarf goal line. The wizard was used to get the ball back for the Heroines...but the dwarves countered with some 1d blocks and then a dodge and 1d blitz with stripball to knock the ball free and it bounced to a dwarf. The cycle continued until it was obvious that the dwarves were out of time, only a sole longbeard 8 spaces from the endzone could still score - and 3 amazons were within range of tackling him. The longbomb avoided the pass block, avoided the INT, but failed to reach the longbeard. With the game in hand, the Heroines tossed a pass...which bounced in for the TD.

Another 2-0 victory for the Animated Heroines. More dwarves are next and Eilonwy, our hero aged -ST...so nothing is certain...yet.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-1
2
2
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
17
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#6
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
-2
4
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
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TOTALS
-
1
1
-
1
8
-
-2
3
52
2
In-game comments from a "Miked Up" dwarf coach:

Pitch invasion stuns 3 dorfs and 1 zon. I dorf KOed on the first turn after thick skull fails. Another Koed on a foul after Thick Skull fails. A third dorf is KOed on two turn after Tick Skull fails again. Am I more disappointed by the armor breaks or the TS failures? Not sure yet. Turn 3, dorf stunned. 4th turn, Trollslayer is BH and the other is stunned. Stunned TS is BH on a foul. Apoth called in early. Through 4 rounds, 10 blocks, 4 pows, and 1 stun vs. the zons. Turn five….breakthrough 3 blocks, 2 pows, 1 stun, 1 tie! Another dorf stunned. Round 6 Another stun, armor apparently a problem when I play zons. Turn 7, dorf gets SIed and TS is stunned. Did I mention my armor yet? Turn 8, another dorf BH on a block.
In game comment: “<celas> can I just say that dwarves vs zons is unfair
<celas> I mean dwarves have such weak armor
<Azure> lol
<celas> and zons take advantage of it
<celas> ;-)

Turn 8 kickoff, sweltering heat. Always a plus when playing 10 vs. 16 ;-)

Turn 1 first half. Get The Ref…..Zons win!!!! Rolled three straight armor breaks. All with MB on INJ roll…3 stuns!!! YAy!!! Fail gfi with rr to end the turn. Oh, and I stun myself of course. Survived a +6 foul. Turn 2, BH zon on a foul and he apoths. Turn 3, first turn of hope. I stun his DP, but only manage a stun on my own +2 to INJ foul. On his turn three, another stun, but I do find out that THICK SKULL DOES WORK sometimes! Another sign of hope on his turn 4. Wizard used with two dodges and Thick skull works again!!!! Turn 7: Had a chance to score on a long bomb to a LB but failed the pass with rr. Final play of the game, Linewoman picks up ball at midfield, gfi, both long pass throws fail, but ball bounces to another girl in the endzone who picks it up for a 2-0 final.

Azure stated that it appears I was glass half-empty throughout the game, but I am not sure why….

Good game Az. Even with my keen eye for ignoring signs of success on my part and seeing a nuffling from the first turn you still played well enough to beat me. Congrats on your way to the premiere title.
 
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