“Our practically brand new humans face Draxus' 21-game Lizardmen. There's just 10 of them but that includes lizard star Silibili and neither team has an apothecary. All 3 of their nigglers show up and they have no rerolls so lets punish mistakes!

They push up one side, using their lizards to knock us over again and again, and fouling almost every turn despite us leaving the eye of the ref on them and them not having any DPs. By the end of the half when they score we have a lineman BH and another SI'd and they have 2/3 of their skinks sent off.

However with 2/3 of our KOs failing to wake up with 2 attempts we have 7 vs 7 for the 2nd half. Lets try and score quickly here... but our blitzer trips over trying to reach their only skink and KOs himself! Instead the skink goes for a foul and is immediately sent off!

The lizards do very well, knocking over our few players, but constant dodges by our remaining blitzer mean we are eventually able to score on turn 6 to make it evens. And when silibili manages the pickup it means we aren't going to be able to score again- despite trying our best for the last turns!

Good game Draxus though strange team!

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