“Finally a win! With casualties rising and 2 bruising encounters with the living dead behind them, the team journeyed into the wastelands to play a chaos team with some trepidation. This was not without justification as the team were indeed treated like an old rag on cleaning day (when exactly that day falls or if it ever falls in the Rising Chaos dugout is open to question judging by the stench). 2 deaths (1 recovered) and a mobility decreasing SI as well as the enforced benching of Violently Disfigured was enough to have the team quaking in their boots as full time approached.

But cometh the hour, cometh the man as Owchy the team's star player (all allegations of performance enhancement should be referred to the team's press office in Translylvania, just turn right after the forest of blood sucking leeches go right up to the castle and ask for Count Von Iwannasuckyourblood), surrounded by smelly, growly and threatening chaos warriors leaped over their heads, dodged out of their reach and skipped into the pastures of victory. A cheer went up from the visiting dugout but was swiftly silenced by the rattling of 10,000 spiky sticks from the stands.

An atmosphere of relief has settled over the team who had started believe that the inevitable slide to universal destruction had begun and indeed they may yet be right. Some of the players have started to question the fact that the team's support has not noticeably increased despite a record of 7 wins, 4 draws and only 4 losses. As the team's coach explained however, few elves in their right mind would want to travel to the parts of the world they have been playing in to watch a team of welching soon-to-be-deads and in the process risk joining them soon. In fact most of the travelling support can only be explained by the fact that word has indeed spread of the team's history and exploits and a number of similarly imprudent elves with short life expectancy (due to suffering from imminent dwarf-from-above syndrome) are hanging around the team in the hope of getting signed.

They'll be lucky, however as the team is shortly cutting all expenditure to zero in a bid to satisfy their dwarfish creditors and will not be laying out for any more armour, let alone wages.”