“In the pouring rain ten soaked elves tried to take shelter from the rain under their treeman. Opposing them were thirteen wet, stinking and mean looking rats.

When the match opened the woodelves went straight to work. They smacked Bee-Bop so badly he only woke up after the match. With Bee-Bop out Thrall Figure, the vicious elf catcher, broke Sean Connery's ribs. Soon after this bloodletting the elves scored the oppening TD.

The referee however didn;t notice the knuckledusters that VW Beatle had hidden in his fists. And after the humiliating 0-1 he meant business. He seriously injured three wood elves and hurt another one rather badly too. The elf medic was overwhelmed and only healed one of the poor lads.

More tragedy would strike the hapless elves when the wardancer Warhammer slipped on the wet grass and broke his neck in a rather fatal way.

With the elvish numbers way down the rats were able to score 3 times for a comfortable win.

Thanks for the match Orka! I hope your woodies will recover soon!”