“The White Lions showed that they were well prepared for Duck hunting as they hosted the Humans from Delbstadt. In a very unsportsmanlike, but excellent tactical move the elves insured that the humans pregame drinks contained a special extra ingredient that kept 2 players in the bathroom throughout the game. In addition the humans star thrower Yonec never left the locker room because he was in niggling pain.
The undermanned human team took to the field in the drizzling rain and prepared to receive the kick. They fielded it fairly but their blitzer couldn't throw the pass to the catcher which left the ball deep in their own half. After a brief scrum in the midfield and another around the ball Fainde came out with it and scampered into the end zone. The humans were discouraged but came out gunning to kick some elves off the pitch, however the ref was wise to their dirty tactics and threw the offending player off the pitch. The human catcher was able to put himself in scoring position but a well timed blitz knocked the ball free and the elves ran and passed down the field to put another score in.
The second half saw an even more depleted human team take the pitch and they just didn't have the numbers to stop the elves, who put two more tallies on the board. The Ducks fans stormed the field near the end of the game stunning every elf on the pitch save two giving the humans plenty of kicking material however an unlucky blitz ended the game.

(Sidenote Foulscumm probably had one of the worst dice runs I have seen in a long while, starting with the handis and ending with the double skull blitz T16. I hope the ducks make a comeback after that they deserve it)”