“lahistoria lawyers had to be called when one of their team mates was arrested as he turned up to the game... he sobbed all the way to the station saying "It wasn't me!"...

However, even with another player missing the match through injury, the high elves still had the talent to secure a victory this afternoon.

The Hornets suffered some ill-fortune when their blitzer, Sir Robert Devereux had his legs crunched. He will not be able to shake off the effect, and now looks a little sluggish around the pitch. However, what he now lacks in speed he now makes up for in strength!

The human team offered up a fight, but the high elves superior mix of talented players and play meant that they were always looking like the victors in this match.

Both sets of fans came away disappointed though, the humans didn't like seeing their players crunched, and the elves didn't like seeing so much violence!”