“An exciting match was played this evening in this chaos vs wood elf clash.

The chaos side, Wasteland Warmongers, obtained "Get the Ref" in turn one, and then proceeded to attempt to put the boot in on any prone wood elf, but the wood elf armour saved them from anything more than missing a game.

In fact, these tactics so insensed the wood elves that they turned on the style and were 3-0 up at half time. Ver Sharpthorn's leap skill worked this game!!

In the 2nd half, it took until about turn 7 for the chaos team to finally remember they had the ball and should take it over the line for a TD, despite some courageous play from Ver Sharpthorn and others. When the elves received in the final turn they got quickly out of the way of the mean chaos side to avoid any possible injuries.

The Whippendell Wanderers's coach was pleased with the game play and result, and even the takings helped him buy another player, but the crowd let him down, with some of the wood elves inexplicably unhappy with the game.”