“There are only so many times a coach can blame bad luck, but if the wood elf coach believed in conspiracy theories, he would be positive that someone had it in for him this match.

Rolling ONE's a great deal of the time to move dodge equipped players out of zones, or re-rolling a go for it and failing, or simply not being able to pick up the ball were all quite common, but when the weather chips in against you as well, you are not left with much of a chance! Each time I was receiving the ball it would either be sweltering heat, or pouring rain. And then the crowd, not wanting to be left out, remove half the team with a Field Invasion... And the straw that caused multiple ruptures in the camals spine was that the wood elf player to get an MVP was the one that suffered a niggling injury in the last turn of the game and misses the next game!!

Coach Wotfudboy is keeping alert for any falling meteors, and refuses to go out if there is a small chance of lightning!!...

All that said, the elf team Kicking against the Pricks didn't really put a foot wrong. They played a sensible game, and even were so sympathetic at the end the coach said he would go for TD's instead of swamping and killing my team!”