“Here's a team that's going to struggle to get off the ground. The first half started with Epidemiology County receiving. It went wrong from the off with the two heavy hitters, Scurvy and Venus's Curse hitting the ground T1 and not getting up again. The drive was easily stopped by the 5 ogres, the ball stolen and men of the land only failed to score because the ogre who had the ball decided to stand around scratching his behind for three turns before handing the ball to a gobbo who dropped it. In the meantime his ogre buddies put the game beyond doubt by SIing one Beastman and killing another. Game over.

The second half was more of the same, but with the bonus of Venus's Curse actually getting to walk around for a bit, but not that much. It was an easy score for men of the land. It took them three turns to pick the ball up, but they were then able to walk the ball up the length of the pitch completely unmolested as my boys fell over a lot.

This team sucks. I was hoping to get enough money to replace the RIP beastman that was leaving my roster 1 man short. Nope. Now I am still a man short and will be two down in my next game. Sheesh. Nuffle hates me.”