“The brigade showed its true metal by sacrificing another bundle of goblins to the allmighty Nuffle....

The result was an orcish team on fire. After a fast touchdown by the elves the orcs started being true to their name and bashed with enraged bloodlust. Even the tough looking dark elves were starting to long back to their dugout by half-time when Red Smear had become what his name implied and the only witch had left the field with a serious concussion...

Due to the blizzard the equaliser failed to materialise at the end of the first half. But in the second half the bashing continued remorselessly and the tie was inevitable. Coach Crimson played well and made me work for the 2-1 win but with so many casualties was powerless to stop the horde.

Thanks for the match and good luck with your team Crimson!”