“Orcs vs skarymonk's necros. They get one handicap of extra training bringing them to a truly ludicrous SEVEN rerolls for the game. Of note is a +STR wolf who I hope to remove ASAP for our own safety.

We receive and by turn 2 manage to get a gang foul in on the superwolf, removing him to the KO box, soon followed by their blodge wolf on T3, and we steamroll forward to score on T4 cheered on by my opponent's hilarious chats.

"I feel like a tiny, soft baby and you're seven helicopters!"
"I'm in lowercase, you're all caps."
"My entire existance is a wet February, standing outside, waiting for the bus. Then a car drives by and covers me in slush. I look in the window of that car, and I see you're driving it."

They foul back on T5 freeing us from the ref's attention- so we DP foul their +STR superwolf again, getting an MNG, while they move the ball to the halfway line behind a pile of players. T6 and they make a desperate dash into our half with their ghoul- but roll double 1s on a GFI! We secure the ball and more unfortunate dice by the necros mean we can make it 2-0 on T8.

At half time their missing wolf and golem wake up so it's 11 vs 11 again as we kick off. On their first turn a rookie zombie (not their DP) puts in a foul on our block/SS black orc KILLING him with apo failure- ouch! We are looking for revenge and push forwards, encircling their team who are closely guarding the ghoul with the ball. One desperate move by their blodge wolf sees him fail a -1 dodge and MNG himself. By T5 they are running out of space and we finally knock the ball free and run it towards their endzone again to score fairly safely on T16.

GG skarymonk- loved the banter :)”