“Poor ladies.

I knew they had so missed some real (lizard)men for so long, so I decided to give it to them. And they were in for something. Ikt'zel stuck his prehensile tail in where it belonged and broke the heart of a poor Linewomen.

Blocking really wasn't my opponents thing, and most of his important blocks went horribly wrong. A blitzer bite the dust after having rerolled a 1D block against a Saurus warrior! My two Diving tacklers performed excellent, and really hampered the Amazon running play. They were heard after the match joking about how "size doesn't matter", and I'm inclined to agree. They sure got their women down most of the time :)

During the second half, the overconfident lizzies truly wanted to show them women what they were made off. Ikt'zel ganged up on a poor Catcher bringing along two of his mates. A wise decision, since he couldn't "do his thing" due to boneheaded stupidity. Fortunately with the help of me the coach shouting his mates managed to do the job! The round after he couldn't perform either, but he finally managed to get back in the game later to blitz into the huge crowd of women. Next mishaps for the women was a serious injury on their thrower, after she was being handled by 4 Lizardmen!!!

The last two turns were a show in ineptitude, were both the Kroxi and a Saurus warrior just got stunned by the women's beauty, and failed to do their 2d blocks ;)

Truth be told, I'd like to award a sportsmanship award to my opponent if I could.
Even though Nuffle really hated his guts, he just kept on playing and joking.
It was a masscare of injury rolls, but he didn't let it get to him.
It was a pleasure to play against him, and if he ever needs some hot Lizardmen action, he knows where to find me :)”