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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2010-08-19 22:40:39
TV 2320k Chaos Chosen
2
Winnings 60k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 5/1/1
 
 
Nurgle TV 1960k
1
80k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
2/0/2 Casualties
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#10
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#12
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TOTALS
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19
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#5 Range Rover – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#5 Range Rover – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
#6 Stead man – Dead (RIP)
Lustrian Challenge IV qualifier 7 final..
Handicaps where ..Illegal drugs which went to Rockblzae for an extra ST boost for his claw/RSC combo...and smelling salts which got used a LOT.
On one side we have Alibaba...highly seasoned coach with a long string of tournament final wins and a rotter team witha good win record.
On the other we have CaptainMalkor...rising coach but only a small string of tournament final losses and few league titles on his record.

Luck starts off with the Cattle Mutilaters however as they win the cointoss and choose to recieve in the hopes of doing as much damage as possible before the half. Unlike the first round of the tournament...the Cattle don't disappoint, making blood and puss fly right away. The first half sums up with a grinding drive down the field with a stall to eat up the clock . It's biggest highlight being the death of Geochampion star Rockblaze as he is viciously killed by the Cattle dirty player 'T' Bone with a hoof to the headfueling the foul war that would last all of the first half.
By the end of the half we have 3 injured Geos to 1 Mutilater, but thanks to those smelling salts...the overflowing KO box of the champions almost completely clears out for the start of the second half.
We're not sure what coach Alibaba said to the geos in the locker room at half time...perhaps it was the old 'Do it for Rockblaze' speech. But we see an almost complete reversal of the first half. This time with the Geochampions on offense, the Mutilater dugout fills up quickly with goats and Chaos Warriors...including the goat monster Range Rover who seriously injures himself on his own claws after attempting to 'Go For It' to get to a safer spot. Wasn't so safe after all. We also see the death of Steadman, another clawed goat of the mutilaters.
By the end of the second half Alibabas team has reduced the Cattle to just 4 players on the pitch...this time it's 3 casualties to one in favor of the Geochampions and the score tied 1-1.
While the coaches are meeting on the pitch for the OT cointoss...it would seem that the Mutilaters assistant coach manages to sneak away the Champions smelling salts as all 5 players in the KO box for the Mutilaters manage to revive and come out roaring. It's 10 vs 10 for overtime and 2 rerolls to 1.
Another touch of good luck for Alibaba as he wins the coin toss for overtime. It matters for naught however as the Cattle are frothed up to stampede with a strong blitz on the kickoff knocking out a Geo and getting the line and ball covered. An unfortunate failed block by the Geos Beast Bloodscare The Ripper leaves an opening from which the Geo aren't allowed to recover. From turn 2 of OT...the Cattle mutilaters recover the ball and bully the remaining rotters around knocking out two and injuring another. The Geochampions do make a couple break away attempts to take down the ball carrier, but each time they come up short.
At the end we can barely make out the grass on the pitch for all the blood covering it. As all good Chaos matchups should be.
Thanks again to Alibaba for a good hard fought match. I look forward to a rematch someday. Now it'll be on to the Lustrian mainstage for CaptainMalkor and the Cattle Mutilaters... an event he could only see previously from a spectators seat.
Player Performances
 
 
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TOTALS
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#5 Rockblaze – Dead (RIP)
 
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