“10 pro elves vs jarvis_pants' 9 wood elves. (Journeymen? what's that!?) We get 200k of inducements and so hire Eldril Sidewinder.

We kick deep and immediately take a KO followed by a BH on our -AV catcher on T2. By T4 despite our best attempts they have made it 1-0. So far, so bad as we've been on the back foot the entire time and haven't put in many blocks at all.

Things look better once we have the ball though, with our MB catcher BH'ing a lineman and two turns later MNGing one of their catchers. Their wardancers are proving a pain though, and on T6 one leaps through to knock over eldril and then steal the ball. We put four dice of blitz in but can't find a POW. He leaps again to get free but fortunately on T7 we get that POW and recover the ball.

Their best bet at it is a 1d blitz... but it comes up a skull and we can make it 1-1!

Our KO remains out for the 2nd time so we have 9 vs their 7 as they kick off for the 2nd half. We drop a handoff at one point near their endzone that lets a wardancer leap in to steal the ball and attempt to pass to a nearby catcher... but he's marked by Eldril Sidewinder who leaps up for one of his trademark interceptions!! He then hands it off to our catcher to make it 2-1 on T3.

KOs wake up so it's 10 vs 7 as we kick off. The ball lands near the LOS and a double 1 pickup attempt by the woodies leaves it vulnerable. Eldril hypnotises one elf, a blitz knocks over another and suddenly we're downfield with the ball. A failed woodie dodge later and it's 3-1!

We kick and the woodies make a superb 2-turn TD with a wardancer who we can't POW over and then leaps out of trouble. 3-2!

Two turns left each - we mess up on T7 leaving only one player in range of the endzone, who they handily stun, but fortunately they can't get near the ball on their T8 and the win is sealed.

GG jarvis_pants!”