“After an early Elf score, McBookie equalised for the Humans before half time to go in at 1 - 1 .
Then, after recieving the kick off, the Layers steadily moved upfield to within reach of the endzone largely untroubled by the Elven defence.
Seeing an opportunity to get the Ogre, Bodog, on the scoresheet, Boylesport handed him the ball.........
....for the first time in the game Bodog got confused with things and just stood staring at the spiky thing that had just been put in one hand and picked his nose with the other. Despite the screams of 30,000 Human fans the big fella didnt come out of his stupor till it was too late and the game was over with the ball agonisingly just short of the endzone.
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