“Well Brit Favre cut the Cheese, and the first half was owned by the Queens. Tarvayesha was pushed into the endzone as Mean Hay had had enough. Second half was a different story though. Sloppy-second-half defense let the Whackers stall a bit for a score and then pressure defense as Tarvayesha had trouble picking up the ball with her gorilla hands (apparently steroids cause inflammation in the phalanges... a condition also referred to as "hot dog fingers")...

T-Jack was able to finally pick up the ball but she still throws like a girl despite her manly appearance. The Whackers gimped Sidney Rice en route to taking the lead 2-1. Now short-handed the Queens needed an elfballing performance from Tobie Gerhart past a superbly defended field for the tying score.

Again... well played Rel. We will beat you someday... somehow... someway.






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