“Lies! These statistics are d@#n lies! The tale that is untold here is the ridiculous amount of KOs the Idiots... err, I mean Splitters scored against the Elementals. There were some exciting moments, but the Platonic crew couldn't string enough of them together to amount to much. Too many double skulls, quadruple skulls, and snake eyes to overcome the very sound tactics of the Chaos Dwarves. Oh, the indignity of letting a Bull Centaur score 2 TDs in the same match. It's almost as if Village_Idiot had someone helping him....

Good game, man. At least it was entertaining. Wind Octagon isn't happy about walking with a limp the rest of his life, but he'll just take it out on some poor victim on the pitch.”