“The hu-Maniax took the 'Pro' Elves behind the woodshed and gave 'em an old-fashioned whupping. Except for The Anchor, who managed 1 KO and a few measly stuns all game. My opponent gave him a new nickname, Weak Little B_ (rhymes with witch). I may tag him WLB every game until he gets a CAS.

This was one of those games that was so comical it crossed into absurd, and both of us were laughing so hard we were almost crying. I got 3 skills, including 2 doubles (Dodge on a blitzer and Guard on a lineman). Village_Idiot got 5 journeyman for his next game. I didn't even manage to clear the pitch. Sad.

Thanks for the hilarious game, VI. I guess FUMBBL wasn't ready for a good Hitchiker team :)”