“Played entirely in Snow, the first half sees textbook Amazon defence stymie an Orc team who can't roll the POws they need to break through the disciplined ladies. Sadly for them, two of their number leave the pitch for the remainder of the game late in the half when they bang their heads off the Orcs' armour.

Second half, a couple of girls hit the turf, and Jimmy the Goblin gets his fouling boots on, taking three Amazons off the pitch before he's sent off.
the Amazons' thrower darts away solo for the win, but the Orcs get the pow they need to bring her down, the ball bounces into Iggy the Goblin's hands, and he trots up the pitch as the remaining Amazons stay on the ground to prevent further damage.

In reality, this was all on the dice. I don't think I played badly, but Bo-brum played a great game, only to be done in by the low armour of his team. A real shame.”