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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2012-03-30 12:07:08
TV 2140k Necromantic Horror
0
Winnings 10k (-30000)
17000 Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/0/0
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, 1 Igor
Shambling Undead TV 2320k
2
60k (-40000) Winnings
Spectators 19000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor No change
0/2/0 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
11
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
3
-
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
12
-
-
5
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
6
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
2
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
3
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
2
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
13
2
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
-
#11
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-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
-
1
#12
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-
-
-
1
5
7
-
-
-
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#15
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-
-
-
-
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6
-
-
2
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
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2
-
1
9
141
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13
37
1

#15 Nasty Death – Gouged Eye (MNG)
Somewhat in awe of their famous undead opponents, notably the pombie Bror Jonas, the Pig Sty Alley crew spent most of the match falling over or banging their heads into the fists of the other team. Thus the majority of the match the team was outnumbered and fighting against the odds, but on the occasion that a decent opportunity presented itself to rescue the play, the wolves and ghouls would trip and slip and fail.

It was an inevitable loss with that kind of fortune. If anything, I am thankful that there was no permanent damage given the lopsided nature of this "beating" of a match.

I refuse to acknowledge that the availability of beer in the dugout to aid recovery was causing my players to feign knock outs. I mean, they're undead. Surely they don't drink for fun... do they!?
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
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16
-
-
10
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
3
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#4
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-
-
-
1
5
16
-
-
1
-
#5
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-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
2
-
#6
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-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#7
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-
-
-
-
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15
-
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11
-
#8
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-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
3
-
#9
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-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
8
-
#10
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-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
1
-
#11
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-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#12
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-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
#13
2
-
-
-
-
6
15
-
28
6
-
#14
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-
-
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11
-
-
3
-
#15
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-
-
-
-
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16
-
11
6
-
TOTALS
2
-
2
-
1
15
169
-
39
58
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What can I say, after the first kick off and with 5 of my players lining stunned from a crowd invasion despite the crowd apparently being on our side I thought we were done for. However instead of mounting a quick offense into my side (which would ave resulted in a TD due to all my above mv4 players being stunned) the Pig Sty boys hung back and allowed for my men to recover, very gentlemanly of them, however after this they proceeded to mount an offensive that resembled a team of drunken babies, falling over, hitting themselves and tripping on even the slowest of my men.

I can imagine the rematch will be an eventful one.
 
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