“Pitch cleared! What a crazy game!

First a rock smashed up Scapula. At the last minute I'd put him where a skilled skeleton was previously standing - how happy was I that the rock took out a skeleton I was waiting to fire anyway!

Then the opening few turns were the worst dice rape I've ever inflicted on somebody. First block seriously injures a player, whom the apothecary saved. Another block a push, another sends a player down who is knocked out on a foul.

Second turn a 1D on the troll seriously injures it (regenerated), a 1D both-down on the chainsaw knocks it out the game, a 1D on the ogre stuns it, and a 1D on a marauder causes a badly hurt.

Third turn a pass to a blitz ra puts the ball out of contention, and the rest of the half the team chases the inevitable cleared pitch as a series of fouls knocks out the remaining players. The pitch is cleared when the ogre, the last player left, blitzes from the middle of the mob - hits a skull and is badly hurt.

The 2nd half was more of the same. With 2 players left and 2 turns to go, I decide to score early instead of going for the double clear. Silly me!”