“I bleieve those sneaky rats paid someone for all the super lucky rolls they were getting. My elves rolled about 30 1's the entire match. The only thing that made it ok was killing one of them.
The first half was my elves watching fast rats running with the ball and scoring two tds in the first 4 turns. Every didge, pick-up and block was failing. Thought about packing it in(was being extra whiny) when Chainsaw told me to sack up and finish the game. Wanted to get an 8-0 win. It was hard to get his message with all the "lol"ing he was doing. I decided to finish the game.
That Chainsaw, awful nice guy laughing at a sad man. Cheers Chainsaw on the win, go play the lotto...”
“This was a hilarious game. Sadly my fail dice didn't match CastleMan's. He snaked pick ups, dodges, and lost players to self inflicted injuries.
At 2-0, CastleMan thought about conceding but I coaxed him out of it. Then an interception on a dump off set up 3-0, it was hilarious but harsh. I was expecting 6 or more. Blitz!!!! Surely 4-0? Then it changed. Bang 1D POW on the gutter runner, scatter caught. Then so many 1D POWs like you wouldn't believe. I got 6 dice on the ball, naught but pushes. 3-1. It's a game again!
2nd half starts, again plenty of hits on the ball, nothing. I rolled at least 15 block dice through the game on his ball carriers without a knockdown. If the strip baller wasn't doing it, the ball wasn't coming loose. 3-2.
Meanwhile 1D POWer was decimating my team. Eventually a gutter runner dies and a nice one too (boo). All of a sudden, I'm out of rerolls, turning over on a 1 every turn, and staring 3-3 in the face. Just when I was about to laugh at the turnaround... CastleMan snakes a pick up, and gutter runner magic for 4-2.
What a game, that was crazy.”
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The first half was my elves watching fast rats running with the ball and scoring two tds in the first 4 turns. Every didge, pick-up and block was failing. Thought about packing it in(was being extra whiny) when Chainsaw told me to sack up and finish the game. Wanted to get an 8-0 win. It was hard to get his message with all the "lol"ing he was doing. I decided to finish the game.
That Chainsaw, awful nice guy laughing at a sad man. Cheers Chainsaw on the win, go play the lotto...”