“Nuffle descended on the village with a horde of rats while the Warriors and the Villagers were sleeping off a good drunk. Helfdane was fouled by a rat before he could even crawl out of his shelter, and never did enter the fray {KO'd for 16 freaking turns.} The north men were stumbling all over themselves as Nuffle rained Blitzes and Perfect Defenses upon the field of battle. The filthy sticker-rats were there to collect the TDs. At least no one died for a change. Another pathetic villager poached the MVP. Perhaps it is the return of one of the Einherjar?

(Good game gollumullog, you silly palindrome! My frustration with the dice did not completely diminish my enjoyment of the game. Though the turn Weath tripped and KO'd himself on a 3+ dodge did make me see red for a little while. That was a certain score and might have gotten me back into the game. Oh, Herger did take Mighty Blow by the way. Good guess on your part ;)

Tristan Whitestone - killed on a block by Herger the Joyous”