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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2013-06-17 00:53:27
TV 1420k+100k Tomb Kings
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30k
11000
No change
3/0/0
Inducements: 2 bloodweiser kegs
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
3
-
1
12
138
-2
14
42
1
#12 Mah Shorty – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
“"I cunt win em awl," say tha coach of tha squad. Luckily mah Regenerators worked very wewl. Unfortunatewly mah playas dent wanna play. Ova matched, but not owt played. I gonna kill tha fast runna ov his wun dayz. Dead! So I cunavem on mah team!”
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
5
-
1
18
185
-
20
60
1
“I dedicate this win to PainState, who taught me the wisdom of 'Never, ever, EVER, leave a 1 die block untaken!'
Seriously, the Tools started the game very poorly with 2 die blocks and skulls, so I got desperate. Keggie did a good job and put me in some tight spots with his TGs and Guard, and pretty soon all I had was a 1 die hit. Then lo and behold Nuffle swoops in and gave me a string of POWs about 24 paces long. It was crazy! For keggie, Nuffle gave him 4 out of 5 Regen rolls and most of his KOs back. But I was able to stall out and get the win on T16.
Thanks for the game, I enjoyed the banter. Next time you'll probably rip my team to shreds.”
Seriously, the Tools started the game very poorly with 2 die blocks and skulls, so I got desperate. Keggie did a good job and put me in some tight spots with his TGs and Guard, and pretty soon all I had was a 1 die hit. Then lo and behold Nuffle swoops in and gave me a string of POWs about 24 paces long. It was crazy! For keggie, Nuffle gave him 4 out of 5 Regen rolls and most of his KOs back. But I was able to stall out and get the win on T16.
Thanks for the game, I enjoyed the banter. Next time you'll probably rip my team to shreds.”