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World Championship - Orclands/Badlands round 1

Stinkin' fergners cheated on da kickoff! Weez clearly wun da toss, but deyz decided to go ferst anyway and caught the kick! Chased em around a ton, got da ball back, den da teem left Druck unprotected for just a moment and POW! Ball bounced into da open and a rat stole it again and scored. 2nd half Druck was sulking and kicked a rathrower in da head but only stunned him. Ref wuzn't havin' nun o'dat. Wat happened to da bribe we wuz promised? Warptroll prolly ate the gold before it culd get to da ref. Druck got sent off and he started drinking early. Da Boyz beat da ball outta one a dem fergner gobbos and snagged it. Another rat eluded our tackles and tackled da ballcarrier but couldn't get to da ball. We spent da rest of da match bootin' da ball around da pitch. Crash managed to nab it once wit a Blitzer down field, but he fumbled da toss. Yomama coulda caught it but din't. Coach Rippy gave Yomama a chance to be a hero and try da last toss. He was a goat and fumbled da pickup. Dang da teem missed Druck :(

Sadly, the Maniorx allowed a fergner to da Badlands their first win of the tournament. Coach Brown iz gonna work da Boyz hard on da torture field this week to cure all dese 'dropsies' goin on. At least we drew first blood and killed one o'dem gobbos. Heh.

(Good game gjopie. It was crazy start to finish. Great start to the season, other than the loss you know. At least I got a trophy - Zugrak's head!)”