“S.P.L.A.T. score:

10 points for a win
8 points for TDs scored
15 points for recorded players in the RIP box
2 points for Casualties dealt
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35 points

We almost cleared the pitch in the first half and some key halfling players stayed out for the second half. Still, it was 11 vs 10 so the match was still going on!
Eventually an excellent bomb (5! flings on the ground) allowed Bopper to pass the ball to Hopper who passed it to... no one on the next turn, but it was intented! A very nice hail mary saw the Flincolnshire offense stopped straight dead and allowed Bopper to run unopposed towards it. The poor flings couldn't keep up and Bopper ("Or was it Hopper?" "No I think it was Bopper" "How can you be sure, they look the same" "Well, I don't know, I feel it. "You feel it?" "Yeah, I feel it, got a problem with that?" "No not at all, you big weirdo." "See, there it is, on the big screen, 'Bopper'. 18th TD. Impressive. He'll be dead in two games, don't ya think?" Co-commentator swirles his finger next to the right of his head) scored his 18th TD.

Please don't tell my friends about the voices in my head.

Until next time!”