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Three-Edged Sword Challenge, game 1 vs. Ulthuan

Da Maniorx first game in the 3ESC. A band uv brave and hearty (haughty?) elves from da lands of Ulthuan challenged us, and weez accepted. Weez wun dat coin chuck tingy, and opted to kick. Bad decision :( Sneaky elves started early and scored in 1 turn. Grudgingly, we admitted dat it was pretty impressive. Den deyz punched tru our linez and treatened da ball on da next kick off. But weez managed to fend em off and roll down da field to score on T8. Wuz a hairy ting dough, as doz elves not give up and pressured us every step uf da way. The Druck even had to sprint hard to get into da endzone (1 gfi). 2nd half da sneaky elves BLITZED! Again, wutz wit da ref lettin' dem get a headstart. Again dey pressured da ball, even scarier dan da first time. The Druck fumbled a pickup but Salaam wuz dere to catch it. He got hit, but he dumped it right into a clump of da boyz, and The Druck got it the next time. Cage rolls down field, but our line orcs decided to start playin' dirty demselves. Mangler, lazy prima-donna, broke Verula's neck but did it right in front of da ref. I tink Mangler whistled to get da ref's attention so he could hit da showers. But since he broke a neck and got a CAS earlier, weez let im get away wit it. Crash fouled da udder catcher and stunned him so he would stop tryin' to hit The Druck. Dat Beradion was a dodgin' fool and gave us nothing but headaches and heart attacks da whole match. Head Coach Brown wuz heard mutterin' after da game, 'Dat elf is gonna be a star some day unless one of da utter boyz can take him out'.

Tanks for da match, ahalfling. Well played on ur part, weez were bitin' our nails the entire game and happy weez got out wit da win. Da hurtin' definitely helped. GL the rest of the challenge, and wit da rebuild for next season.”