“Having lost to this team twice before, failing to so much as leave the monkey's hair ruffled, this time we brought strategery! Watch as the elves pass back and forth in the backfield until - whoops! Butterfingers! A loose ball is a target that will lure any monkey, and sure enough, on comes Zakatan the Monkey - but he's blindsided and killed before you can say Zakatan the Monkey's your uncle!

The rest of the game is a blur. Elves get hurt, orc surfs are attempted, and eventually successful, more elves are hurt... and finally the game turns on some crazy times in the last few turns. I can't bare to spoil it, just watch the shenanigans for yourself!

Thanks to Kryten for a great game, and please, please may my namesake live more than one game!”