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Match Result · Stunty Leeg division
Match recorded on 2013-11-06 19:14:56
TV 1860k Strigoyan
2
Winnings 60k (-10000)
21000 (1 FAME) Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 3/1/0
Chaos Halfling TV 1840k
1
60k (-10000) Winnings
Spectators 18000
Fanfactor -1
4/2/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
1
-
#2
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
5
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
-
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
2
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
1
-
#8
1
-
1
-
-
5
16
-
14
10
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
#11
-
-
1
-
-
2
15
-
-
10
-
#12
-
-
1
-
-
2
5
-
-
-
1
#13
1
-
-
-
-
3
9
-
19
-
-
#14
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-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
1
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
-
#16
-
-
-
-
1
5
14
-
-
1
2
TOTALS
2
-
4
-
1
19
152
-
33
35
3

#5 Caipiroska Chris – Serious Concussion (-AV)
#13 Extra Stout Ellen – Broken Ribs (MNG)
Fans were waiting for a carnage, but the teams hit as soft as shy maidens. In first half we have been helped by this poor guy Simon Cowell, obviously the most depressed and confused Spawn in Stunty. He failed to move 4 times in a row, and even if stupid Count Nightmare failed to pickup the ball while bloodlusted and was sent out, we scored with lovely Extra Stout Ellen.
In 2nd half opposing guys did better and scored the equalizer, but then their kick went outta the field and ball was in the fearsome claws of the Sommelier, game over. He almost ruined everything failing on knockin down a guy in a blitz, but he dodged and scored, then he avoided the 2nd opposing TD. Fans went home disappointed: they had come to see blood and violence, but the teams respected each other too much and seemed more focused on winning than killing. A rematch is gonna happen soon.

S.P.L.A.T. POINTS:
WIN: 10
2 TD:10
4 CAS INFLICTED:4

TOTAL: 24 points

THAT'S
NOT
ENOUGH!!!
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
11
-
-
5
-
#2
-
-
4
-
-
8
17
-
-
11
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
1
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
1
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
1
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
4
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
2
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
-
-
#9
1
-
-
-
-
3
17
-
21
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
-
3
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
2
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
3
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
1
5
1
1
#16
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
1
-
5
-
1
18
125
1
26
34
2

#11 The Idiotic One – Gouged Eye (MNG)
By all rights this game should have been a bloodbath but it was pretty much the opposite. How the boys managed to get away from this match with out a perm (and without even using an apo) this coach will never know. Down to 7 players after turn 1 and with Simon hitting 4 ones in the first 5 turns it was looking like a certain score and possible carnage but the strigs took pity and left their kid gloves on and we managed to force a score. Terrible KO dice (1 from 6 -> saw -> banned) meant we had little chance to score in the first half but some of the usual heroics from the scrawny one managed to equalise quick to get some player back at 1 apiece with a few turns left.

A bad kick left Vlad with a score he made a meal of thanks to blocking off his food supply and the scrawny one almost managed another unlikely TD but was taken down by the chief within scoring distance.

Only Louis and the Scrawny one came away with any pride although Simon killed a legend Count in T8 but the apo saved his ass.

The boys will be sharpening their claws/blades for the rematch!

SPLAT Points:
3 for loss
5 for TD
6 for CAS

A weak 14.
 
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