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WCS Main Event Group F - Game 2

Bloody half-elves! Wood yuz look at all da Dodge and AG4 on dis team? No way deze guyz came from da Empire! Dey gave us a tuff time all game, but dey got greedy near end of 1st half and handed da ball to Psycho Clark for da easy score. Good ting too, cuz dat dodgy trower danced tru our linez and scored on us in da 2nd half. Da crowd was totally on our side, doh, as da Maniorx got a High Kick, a Thrown Rock, and a Pitch Invasion! Dat Pitch Invasion really sealed da game as a bunch of half-elf humies were stunned and no Maniorx. The Druck got da ball, Wrecker Hogans made da catch (barely), and da team shielded him as he ran downfield. But little ChronicY2K1, aka Jordan, was da hero of da game. Why youz asks? Cuz dat little gobbo trew his body in front of William Hardfield, star Tackler, and absorbed da Blitz dat might have been meant for Wrecker. Good little Gobbo! Da fanz lurved it, too. Well, da green-skinz fans anyway.

Tanks for da game, mighty hoomanz coach. Wez has much respect for your team, dey played hard and made da Maniorx work for da victory. Not like cheatin' dorfs dat hide armor in first half den put grease on our gloves in da second half. Make dose beardies pay! Hope to see you in the main event!

Footnote: Da Sawbonez deserves a special menshun. He saved Wrecker from a killer hit early in da match. Dis Apo iz bettah dan da one we hadz first seazon. Dat quack couldn't do nuting right.”