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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2013-12-16 23:21:48
TV 1070k+100k Tomb Kings
1
Winnings 20k
13000 (1 FAME) Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 6/1/0
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, 3 bribes
Necromantic Horror TV 1180k
2
20k Winnings
Spectators 12000
Fanfactor +1
0/1/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, 2 bribes
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
24
-
-
16
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
24
-
-
14
-
#3
-
-
2
-
-
4
24
-
-
15
-
#4
-
-
1
-
-
2
24
-
-
7
-
#5
-
-
3
-
-
6
24
-
-
9
1
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
1
5
15
-
-
1
5
#9
1
-
-
-
-
3
17
-
14
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
24
-
16
1
1
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
24
-
-
3
2
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
24
-
-
7
-
TOTALS
1
-
6
-
1
20
225
-
30
73
9

#6 Krimgor the Decapitator – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
The stadium was going insane as the Dune Raiders exited the pitch. They came storming into the dug out right past coach PainState and the assitant coaches as they were standing on the top step of the dug out.

The players were enraged at the loss. Coach could hear them cussing and screaming. Lockers being overturned, benches crashing against the walls of the locker room. The sound of broken pipes and running water as the players were ripping the toilets off the walls and smashing them. Glass shattering and the screams of the locker room assitants yelling and feeling for their lives.

Above PainState and the coaches the fans were lingering after the shocking loss. Yelling and cussing. This loss gutted the fan base. They felt it deep in their soul. A few fans seeing coach had not left the dug out rushed down to the first row above the dug out and let coach have it.

"You suck hairy dorf balls Pain!!"

"You guys stink man, learn how to kick the stinking ball."

"What in the hell was that coach? That overtime was bush league man, bush league."

"You can dish out the CAS Pain but you suck when it comes to playing Bowl."

"Who in the hell tries to pick up the ball in a scrumm in OT with the game on the line with a Tomb Guardian? Oh, I forgot, that is our coach..YOU SUCK PAINSTATE!!!"

PainState just stood like a rock in the middle of the maelstorm of crashing waves. This loss was crushing and the fans were letting him have it. He spits out a stream of tobacco juice on the grass and looks down at the post match reports.

"Well the shoot out was painful to watch."

"Yes it was coach, I will make sure we get some penalty shoot out practice this coming week."

"Yeah, you think?"

"Well we did lay out the CAS sir, we just could not corral the ball with Yorkum MNG."

"Yorkum was not he problem. We played that OT all wrong. Plus those blasted Golems with their stand firm really messed up the plan."

"On the bright side coach we did find our new kicker you have been looking for. Lortham really showed us a good leg in the penalty shoot out, he did score our only point. So that is good. Plus I think you finally got through Ma-Su-Illium's brain that he is a baller Tomb Guardian."

"Well it is about time Ma-Su realized he was one of the best ball handling TG's of all time back in the day. IF we can feed him the ball and get him up and running again I think we will be good for the final run to the playoffs. Matzu looked good out there today. We finally got our punisher up and running. We will need that coming up."

"Well coach it looks like we will have a full week of practice allready set up. I think we should head on into the locker room and calm the guys down."

"You guys can go. Iam going to stand here and take in this rotting corpse smell of defeat."

As the coaches duck into the locker room the fans are raining the boo's on top of PainStates head. He looks around the field at all the blood, the discarded equipment and takes in a deep wiff of defeat.

He turns and with purpose walks into the locker room. Goes into the coaches room and proceeds to destroy his desk.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
1
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
24
-
-
10
-
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
24
-
-
8
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
5
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
19
-
-
3
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
1
-
#8
-
-
-
-
1
5
18
-
-
2
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
-
1
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
-
3
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
23
-
-
4
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#14
1
-
-
-
-
3
19
-
16
5
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TOTALS
1
-
1
-
1
10
190
-
16
46
1

#13 Qa'bin'dahib – Broken Ribs (MNG)
Wooo

Madly random dices, non existent armour, lots of fail from everyone, and a Penalty shootout win for Quatar! Who could ask for more!

Cheers, PS!

gg

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