“Urdithane seemed to be drunk, and eventually dodged to his death against the Goldlords. He started out by failing pretty much every agility roll he initially attempted, costing the team the ball and incurring a defensive touchdown. Fortunately Siemon was doing the business at the other end, whilst the Ogre also chipped in, and the team won the attrition battle in the 2nd half to score a rather lucky equaliser - but not until after the dark elf super star met his demise. His bad play (and bad smell) put off the blitz to move the marker and made the elf take a path a little trickier than otherwise desired. He fell at the feet of a dwarf and choked on his own tongue.

A frustrating loss for the team in very frustrating circumstances. Incidents happen, but the catalog of errors that built up to it was a cruel joke by Nuffle. However, as ever, the fans point the finger of blame at Coach Chainsaw for using the apothecary to save a relatively non-problematic injury (-ag) on a 2-skill marauder early in the game.”