“A near perfect game with death and destruction, just as Carlo likes it.

Just as it seems the game is sewn up and the Newscasters pose no more threat, a POWerful turn sees them knock down every Pig Sty Alley player in contact and takes out a few of them. The downside is merely that the Palm is the only player who can reach the ball. The blizzard means a go for it is required to pass. The wolf is built for blitzing, not passing, and face plants when trying to go for it and pass, contorting in a Natalie Portman ballet-like move and smashing its knee. Hilarious!

Of all the ways this wolf might have been broken, the hundreds of fouls it has endured, the anguish on opposing coaches faces as their pombers have bounced off it, that it is a pass in the snow which is its undoing, who could have guessed! Still, it'll go on killing for a while yet before a foul combines with the niggle to kill it.”